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OR

MAYBE OUR LIGHT SIDE

OR

MAYBE OUR LIET SIDE

(where is Hansie when I need her?)

ANY WAY THESE ARE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT


If you run across anything REALLY good, drop it my way.

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were  asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.

Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.  The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts, "WELL!  This
one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

author unknown, sent by Pat McCord

I understand Microsoft is working on another version of windows.

Windows 2000 Error Messages

The following are just some of the new Windows 2000 error messages that
are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:

1.  Enter any 11 digit prime number to continue.
2.  Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3.  Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
4.  Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
5.  Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
6.  BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
7. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
8. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
9. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
10. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have
been deleted.

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